Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019

quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug

Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here

by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021

Yennifer Medina Vargas

Una mmg

She is Yennifer Medina Vargas

by Amarys May 26, 2022

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

melany vargas

The best girlfriend ever. No one else compares. She is the best :)

Me: “ Melany Vargas? Yeah, that’s my girlfriend!”

by J_Trussle September 18, 2022

Vargas

Man who shits himself on command

Guy 1: did you see when Vargas shit his pants
Guy 2: yea

by Andrew Shorting March 27, 2019

Christopher Adrian Vargas

A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.

That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!

by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023