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Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.
"I gotta go take a vanderpump"
by stony March 31, 2012
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Vanderlinde

Last name of someone who always has a plan and is very charismatic.
Dutch Vanderlinde always has a plan
by YourMomsCatsDog September 9, 2021
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Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.
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vanderbleek

A last name for geeks. A man who is a hard worker and doesn't know how to control himself when around a girl.
That girl is the love of my life I can already tell I'm so lucky too be a vanderbleek.
by Fucktardssss November 29, 2013
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vanderslice

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.
I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.
by Garpike November 20, 2010
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vandersloot

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.
The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.
by elgato23 February 17, 2009
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Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.
Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.
by brundl3fly August 10, 2010
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