Valetta

An informal greeting and farewell.

(1) See you next tuesday - valetta! (2) Valetta. How are you?

by Spookalilly April 3, 2008

Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Vammethire

A vampire that seeks out the blood of meth heads to feed his addiction of meth. You can easily identify this vampire because of a night of seeking out victims they are always up all day. Not resting in their lair. Also staying out of the fatal sun hiding in the shadows. The good side of this is the meth rots their teeth out rendering them no way to suck blood and slowly dying. Even the oldest of vampires have fell to be a Vammethire. Up all day !!

Mrs vampire says " damm you for biting a meth head again , now you going to be up all day. "You dam Vammethire"

Mr vampire says " I'm sorry my dear it was just one meth head ah ah ah ah!! I'm not a vammethire!

by John mcpherson July 10, 2022

Armenian Valet

When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.

I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.

by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

Sydni VanMeter

A very HOTgirl. She is THICwith 3 CCC’s she likes every boy but only if there hot with 3 CCC’s. She has a huge BUTT Sydni is not the brightest but that’s what makes her so awesome she doesn’t care what people think she is brave and beautiful and she is the funniest person and laughs at things that aren’t even funny.

I want to be more like Sydni VanMeter she is beautiful and creative and I love her so much.

by Tcpkc24!1 September 15, 2018

Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013