A guy that thinks he is better in every way than you. He brags about his achievements in anything like it's the top priority matter. Often can be a douche, but when in trouble will pest you with questions that could be solved by himself, but is way too lazy and too cool.
-Hey man can you get this problem solved for me? I don't have any spare time this week.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
-Dude seriously, it's the 7th time you asked, you fucking Valez.
by Grand Dad 7 March 13, 2017
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by builderboy14 February 2, 2021
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by Overturned turtle October 13, 2021
Get the vaļera mug.Valea is the type of girl you want to have in your life forever. She’s sweet, caring and the most beautiful person you will ever see. She’s confident but a little shy, she may seem like a bitch to you sometimes, but on the inside she’s the nicest person ever. Shes always in a good mood and lightens up your day. Her smile is the cutest and will automatically make you smile. She’s popular and has a lot of friends, whom she would die for. You can trust her with everything and she will never spill your secrets. She’s very sporty and good at everything she does. Even though she’s extremely friendly, you should not mess with her or her friends. This could end up deadly for you. She puts her friends first and cares about them more then herself. She will always see and help if there’s something wrong with you. You can talk about everything with her. She loves to give everyone random hugs or tells them that she loves them. Everyone should have a Valea in there life.
by TayleaMel November 21, 2021
Get the Valea mug.She is a gift from god.She doesn't talk much but when you get to know her she will definitely not stop talking.She was an amazing personality and wants the best for everybody.She is perfect.She is the sexiest girl your eyes will see.Everyone wants to have her by their side for the long run not just a night.Losing her is the biggest L you will ever take.She is fun,smart,always the life of the party,beautiful,she is sweet everyone loves her.
I need an Valza in my life!
by Ervin November 21, 2021
Get the valza mug.Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
by peanutbutterluv November 21, 2021
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