Operation Valkyrie

Verb. To ejaculate you in her eye while yelling in German gibberish. The resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to Tom Cruise's in Operation Valkyrie - http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Tom-Cruise-Valkyrie.jpg

Tom: How did that date go last night?
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.

by tBCSeattle January 6, 2009

valkyrie

an air to air unit in starcraft(broodwar) that attacks with cluster missiles. these match forces with the corsair and the devourer completing the zerg, protoss, and terran triangle for power.
the valkyrie has low damage but with high rate of fire and splash damage

you wouldn't expect it, but a fleet of battle cruisers can be eliminated with a handful of valkyrie's

by scott mawdsley April 26, 2008

Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.

Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!

by JimJones14 December 7, 2010

Valkyrian Music

A music review site that deals in metal ad various other forms of non-popular music such as punk rock, hard rock and industrial. It is most noted for having a dig at Cher Lloyd in its radio jingle as well as getting into trouble with several bands for writing negative reviews.

Cher Lloyd: I can't believe those Valkyrian Music idiots mocked me!

by Grymnir July 29, 2011

Wilmer Valderrama

fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.

Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama

by Coryblount September 13, 2008

Valkyrie bitch

A female that possesses a few or many traits of machismo of men. Also has the badass-ness to beat up most if not all men.

"Dude did Courtney just straight up whoop Jason's ass? Man that's a valkyrie bitch if I ever did see one."

"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."

by Raging Asian April 8, 2016

Ride of the Valkyrie

When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.

"Keith is dead? What happened??"

"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."

by roundegotrip April 16, 2022