vaginald

A retarted motherfucker.

Look up Vaginald on google images and look at the first thing that pops up and you'll know what I mean. I hope.

by Joe's vaginal mesh April 30, 2014

Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021

vaginahead

1: a vain woman, feminist term

She's such a vaginahead, looking at herself in the mirror so much...

by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

vagilate

To behave like a pussy.

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?

by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011

vaccinated with a Victrola needle

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.

"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012

vagicate

Noun or verb: vagicate, vagicated, vagicating

1. The act of a man's seminal fluids oozing out of a women's vagial opening post coitus.

2. When a man chooses to leave the social proceedings of his friends in order to accompany his girlfriend and engage in non masculine activities such as shopping or watching Sex in The City

Well, it looks as though John is gonna vagicate the festivities again to please his needy ass girlfriend that needs to find herself some damn girlfriends.

by Wayne D August 12, 2004

Vaginate

to stow items in one's vagina in an effort to hide item from authorities or others

Katherine vaginated the drugs while law enforcement searched the house for drugs and weapons.

by Lela Loo Dumas July 26, 2017