vaginate

v. To crawl back up into one's mother. To return to the uterus.

Jimmy decided to vaginate on me. Can't believe I didn't see it coming.

by jdolan February 3, 2005

vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

by Jerimansss May 29, 2007

vaginaversary

The day of your birth.

August 18 is my vaginaversary

by dakotaben October 16, 2008

Vaginarection

When the female clitoris becomes excited and sensitive. Spontaneous vaginarections are very common during puberty and can sometimes result in nocturnal vagaculation.

Jill got a massive vaginarection when Johnny Knoxville entered the room.

by IOwnUtopia February 23, 2010

Vaginate

When a man acts like such a puss that his penis instantly turns into a vagina

Chris was such a pussy playing football that he vaginated on the spot

by darellhammer315 January 25, 2011

Vaginameister

Someone who gets lots of vagina

Wow Zack is totally not a vaginameister, but Cameron is

by Zakry Boosh August 11, 2011

vaginadickbuttfuck

when you go to fuck a chick in the asshole then all of a sudden she turns around and your half chub whips out then you hit her in the face then slip it back in her vagina

last night as i was fucking Janelle in the asshole i had a vaginadickbuttfuck. it wasn't good.

by Urban Dictionary 2014 August 25, 2014