vaganus

1. The imaginary love hole of she-males and pillow biters. 2. The female perineum; or space between bunghole and pussy.

Ralphetta tucked her tackle between her legs, lifted her hairy butt in the air and cried, "Have me in the vaganus, fellas! Vaganus all around!"

by Horus Perineum, PhD March 20, 2003

vaganus

when a female vagina is so tight it is in the form of a little boys anus

dude i tried to stick it in but she had a vaganus. it was impenatrable

by 8 March 31, 2003

vaganus

noun; the general slang term used for when a male of puerto rican descent has an unusually large and stretched anal canal lined with an overgrowth of pubic hair. See also man-gina.

As Tupac mooned us, we saw the forest that was his vaganus. Beneath the forest was a place no man would ever dare to venture. Lurking within the jungle, one could find anything. Lions. Tigers. Bears. Wild crabs. Anything.

by Larry the Ice cream Man December 18, 2004

vaganus

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009

vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 22, 2004

vaganus

when a womans gooch tears during birth from vagina to anus.you now have a vaganus.

"congratulations on your new baby boy, hows your vaganus?"

by hoodrichwitch February 14, 2015

vaganus

The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.

after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!

by ryder.b January 31, 2009