vagander

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.

I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

vagabondary

Engaging vagabond-esque activities on a regular basis (primarily things that most would consider to fit into the category of 'ridiculous').

Timothy Ferriss (author, "The 4-Hour Workweek") is an expert at vagabondary.

by Andrew Meredith November 19, 2007

vaganky

When a pussy smells foul, almost like a fish that has been dead for some weeks with its guts hanging out to increase the rank aroma; sometimes referred to as a 'stanky vaganky' (Vah-Jane-Key)

Damn baby! Did you just get back from a deep sea fishing trip? or do you just have a stanky vaganky?

by JimBeOUt December 31, 2007

Vagabondonial

Vagabondonial or vagabondonialism is when a person is showing symptoms of becoming a vagabond or displaying dullard like actions.

“Timothy just ate yam and peanut butter what vagabondonial behaviour”
“Jimmy and his mate drank bleach think it was juice because of there vagabondonial behaviour”

by “OMG RONNY” June 2, 2020

bob and vagana

When an Indian man sees a nice pair of breasts and vagina to go with it he might ask for a pic but with English not being his first language he might spell it bob and vagana

Hallo hot guru that is nic can I see more pics of Bob and vagana?

by Bapa wizard the trill June 1, 2018

vaginoscope

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

by The Discoverer September 14, 2009

Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010