charisma vacuum

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.
Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.
by doomsday519 June 27, 2014
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magical vacuum

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!
by Slipperyshinyseal September 02, 2017
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Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.
Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.
by BouncedMrhappy April 04, 2011
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Word Vacuum

When you instantly regret saying something as soon as the words leave your mouth. Usually something that sounds unintentionally dirty, or just something you wish you hadn't said aloud. The tone in your voice changes halfway through the sentence as soon as you realize what you're saying. You wish you could just suck the words back into your mouth - like a vacuum.
Leafs announcer (after a hit) - "And that was two big bodies banging!"
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
by Jin K. Toner May 15, 2013
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vacuum families

Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
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Rooster Vacuum

Another way of saying Cock Sucker.
Man Ms. Balm is a total rooster vacuum.
by L. Prozin June 10, 2009
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vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."
by Duck Vaccumer April 13, 2016
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