mah' MAN (var.)

(said with emphasis, but while looking very casual and distratcted; popular term now among young white women): a boy friend who forgets to pick you up at the 7-11 after your grungy 8 hr. shift, but with immortal words "be right back, baby" then asks you for a Jefferson to buy some "smokes" back, baby" and is gone for 5 hours.
No. I don't need a ride. Mah' MAN is gonna be here soon.
by Petronious February 17, 2005
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VAR BOYS

A group from the fuckin car that has the most fucked parties
Yo bro u goin to the fuckin VAR BOYS party
by Smokedarts69 December 21, 2018
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det var ju lite lit

a phrase yoused by the famous kajsa from the small swedish podcast m-wave esu
ah okej men fan det var ju lite lit och så - kajsa

ja jävlar asså -sebastian
by sebeeasu September 22, 2019
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boon da var

boon da var that was awesome
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Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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VAR

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.
A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.
by Riach December 11, 2020
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Var

It stands for "Vehicular Ass Raping" - otherwise known commonly as tailgating.
"This asshole is varring me"
by follow me on Instagram December 25, 2021
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