blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023

Vaginal Vampire

Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.

"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don

by bort6 October 31, 2011

vagina trough

When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough

Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough

Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough

by GTPSaction June 11, 2010

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

Made popular by Vaginacology.com

vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.

I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.

by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

vaginager

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.

by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007

Street Vagina

A classy name for a 'manhole' found in the middle of roads. To be non sexist.

Hopefully that guy doesn't fall down into that street vagina!

by L2MS August 4, 2010