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velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.
1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean Kpop girl group owned by SM Entertainment. Irene, Seulgi, Wendy, and Joy debuted on August 1, 2014 with the song ‘Happiness’. The fifth member Yeri, was added to the group in 2015.
“I wish Red Velvet would come perform in the USA. ;(”
by miriam♡ November 24, 2018
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Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud
"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"
by Velvet warrior September 30, 2012
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velvet assassin

One who dispatches people ruthlessly whilst maintaining a genuinely friendly tone, great charm, and using excellent manners.
Sally in HR was a total velvet assassin when firing workers. They would thank her for letting them go onto new and better things.
by ‪problématique‬ May 27, 2016
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bob velseb

Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.
Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.

Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
by Cloudxxiii November 12, 2022
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Velvet Juan

A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.
by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020
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Liquid Velvet

The smooth, velvet like feeling of a girl’s vaginal walls when she is super moist and horny.
I know Rachel is about to squirt when thing inside turn to liquid velvet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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