vd-whiz

One who spends his life beeing on IRC recruiting people to adore him.

Congrats m8, You got whiz'd. You're now part of his suckup group.

by -[ SiX ]- May 15, 2003

VD - Van Disclosure

The above remark is to be considered to be a joke. In no way is it meant to be otherwise unless otherwise stated in a sub-thought disclaimer. In the event where there is a sub-thought disclaimer it will not be a joke but the truth and not to be laughed at because the truth is not funny. With only the VD present, the joke can be confirmed as funny and then is to be laughed at because jokes are funny. Hooty-hoo!

That joke deserves a VD - Van Disclosure.

by Jimmie061 October 16, 2009

VD's

Nipples that are so big they overlap, just like a Venn Diagram

I hooked up with this girl last night and sorted my jizz in the middle of her VD's

by StomachJuice November 14, 2019

cyber vd

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 20, 2008

Virg_VD

The best FT account known to man, occasional simp but we’ll allow it because he’s an elite bastard. Overall sexy man and nothing can come close to him.

Simp: Is that Virg_VD?! Omg can I have an autograph

Virg_VD: yeah sure, that’ll be £45 please

by Virg_VD May 28, 2020

Satan-VD

A venereal disease given to you by Satan.

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

Caller VD

When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague

(Phone rings)

Hey are you going to get the phone or what?

(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!

by David's Hickey June 7, 2011