Uzbekistan

A country that no one ahs ever been to - even the people that live there. It's probably fairly poor and i doubt anyone actually knows where it is.

Of course I know where Uzbekistan is! It's right there, beside that other shitty country.

by attractive nun December 4, 2003

Uzbekistan

Ultra omgega cringe country. Literally the worst country on earth. It’s so bad I can’t even call it a country. It’s more like a cumtree, or a cuntree. Is is stupid and gay. It has no match against The Central African Republic, the greatest country on earth. We are ultra based and redpilled. We absolutely btfo dumb Uzbekistanis. We also fuck their women. Kazakhstan hates them too which is good which is why I support Kazakhstan (also because they have my favourite movie called boredrat which is very funny and is about a guy who is from Kazakhstan and hates Uzbekistan). I also support Bolivia too but because of a different reason.
Nuke Uzbekistan and Bosnia.

Uzbekistan is gae
Pic shows a Central African Republican BVLL putting a dumb Uzbekistani in his place

by CentralAfricanRepublicGangNigg August 3, 2022

uzbekistan

A combination of the words, us, becky and tristan. Other than being a place, it is a word to describe a relationship that will last for an infinity.

hopelessromantic1: OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
hopelessromantic2: AH YOU'RE MINE CHE'LU BABE!!
bystander: aw, they're so sweet. They're such a uzbekistan couple.

by rrruples July 13, 2012

Uzbekistan

a place where the airplane dance is native

BUKHARA-OORA
where the grams stick a catlete between two breads and call it a hamburger

by pooshkeen November 13, 2003

Uzbeked

The act of having an ugly Uzbekistani fuck the shit out of you. (Reference: porn channel blacked)

My wife just slept with some Uzbekistani last night.

Response: Get Uzbeked

by Gaymerboi September 3, 2019

Uzbeki hogwash

A fetish common in the balkan underground; the act of smoking opium out of a hooka as a partner places you into a bath tub filled with a mix of Clam Chowder, cum , and raid insect killer with a ratio of 10:2:3.

“I learned the hard way not to accept drinks from strangers at clubs. I woke up one day in an Uzbeki hogwash, with a man next to me claiming he was a descendent of the tamal kings. I’ve smelt like clams since February, my nails are turning blue and falling off and my limbs have chaffed from the gimp suit. But at least i’m malaria proof now.

by louis-toledo May 19, 2022

Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling

When you finger a girl and she starts clenching so much your finger loses circulation feels all tingly

That asian girl is an absolute Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling God, i'll tell you that much!

by squinto August 9, 2024