Utensil

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008

Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Uteraces

When you get your braces caught in her pussy lips

I can't believe I just uteraces her and now some hair is stuck

by Lussypover May 18, 2017

Uteran Fat

The area of a woman's body that is below her navel but above her crotch. This area becomes extremely pronouced when wearing ill fitting, high wasted jeans or pants. Most prounced when wearing a tighting fitting pair of pants which taper at the hips.

My elementry school teacher always wore the worst jeans that exposed her excess of uteran fat.

by lesserbrain May 13, 2005

Utnapishtim

From: The epic of Gilgamesh. A king and priest of Shurrupak. The god Ea tells him to build a fucking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. The Fucking Noah of Mesopotamia!

WARNING: Do not mix him up with Urshanabi
Utnapishtim the ending looks like Shit I'm Like im going to shit cause it's fucking Noah
Urshanabi the ending looks like Hanna Bi (but pronunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? By Urshanabi the ferrymen duh!

I'm Going to Shit because it's the fucking Noah of Mestpotamia- Utnapishtim!

by FuckingSchool January 15, 2013

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

usenathi

Good looking male with talent all around and astonishing size down below. Usenathi’s tend to not care about specific situations if not any situations lo

Why does he act so nonchalant he must be an usenathi

by OHFDAMNIDONTKNOW November 21, 2021