urban outfitters 

A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!

I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.

urban outfitters by Craig January 24, 2004

urban outfitters 

Where rich 20-somethings go to buy overpriced clothing that will make them appear like they're wasting Mommy and Daddy's money on threads that will make them appear independent, intellectual, and poor. Basically the biggest hypocrisy ever. If you want to look different and on a budget, just shop around.

Melanie and her friends went to Urban Outfitters to buy a fifty dollar striped black and white t-shirt for the concert, while Chrissy got hers at a thrift store for $10.

urban outfitters by I like the Smiths April 26, 2006

urban outfitters 

an awesome store with really trendy clothes. However, it is a bit overpriced, but really, who wants to buy from a thrift store anyway? I'd rather put on a 30 dollar shirt, then some tank top from Value Village that some 8 year old probably puked on. I like my shirts to be puked on by hard working chinese kids. and no i'm not being sarcastic.

lets go to urban outfitters! woot!

urban outfitters by cotton_monster June 1, 2006

Urban Outfitters 

A store that sells clothes "affordable" for its, ahem, demographic. Makes money by stealing smaller designer's templates, corporatizing "designs" and funding Rick Santorum with the massive revenue generated by college kids who would never shop at thrift stores but still want the indie look.

I just got the Stuff Every Woman Should Know book from Urban Outfitters. It includes things like, "how to sew a button back on" and "how to smile at people you don't like." SO progressive

Urban Outfitters by Snailheads July 19, 2012

urban outfitters 

Slaughterhouse of American sensibility.

Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.

People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!

Tiffany: LOL OMG THIS SHIRT WAS $92839 4 FROM URBAN!
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.

urban outfitters by Nitsirhc July 26, 2005

urban outfitters 

A very expensive thrift store, enough said.

I shop at Urban Outfitters because i have to much money, and i would NEVER be seen in a thrift store.

urban outfitters by XfourthmealX June 20, 2009

urban outfitters 

a store that sells cool, indie/hipster, vintage-looking, overpriced clothes.

I used to want to model for urban outfitters, but then I realized I had a butt & boobs.

urban outfitters by floating_goat May 12, 2011