state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006

Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

unconious

Of a kayaker. One who has imbibed too much Caribbean Twist (R) to be of a stable frame of mind and indeed may add to the amusement of all present with ample photographic opportunity.
( NB: This definition arose from a humurous typography error on club clothing)

He's so unconious he can't even throw up on himself.

by SUCC June 21, 2007

teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009

Soviet Union

communism

Communism

In the Soviet Union

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

come undone

When something hits you out of left field and you can't help but cry. An unexpected solemn event that tends to swell up sad feelings.

Something about the way she said "goodbye" made me come undone.

by daniel April 20, 2005