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uncomfterball 

occurs when one or both of your balls is in a state of uncomfortable-ness. common precursors to said condition include but are not limited to, excessive exercise, extreme heat in the genital region due to tight pants in warm weather, wedgies, other forms of underwear bunching, nervousness, extreme cold, fear, and/or being a witness to a sex scene between Rosie O'Donnell and Courtney Love. This condition has no treatment, only time will heal.
Joe: "hey man, whats wrong?"
Matt: "i spent the night at the girls house from the bar last night."
Joe: "please don't tell me you have blue balls!"
Matt: "even worse. when i got there she put on two girls one cup and I've had uncomfterballs ever since!"
uncomfterball by norwbj151 October 21, 2009

uncomplicated

Easy to talk to . That simple !
Easy to understand. To the point.
" you are really cool . You make it seem so uncomplicated . I get it !"
uncomplicated by twitwitten October 13, 2015

uncomfortabiled

When you know your roommate is not having sex with his new pseudo-girlfriend, but seeing them together on his bed (just talking) makes you uncomfortable and you choose to leave.
I got uncomfortabiled last night. I know nothing was happening, but their verbal foreplay to nothing makes me uncomfortable so i left.
uncomfortabiled by Queezy Roomate November 11, 2010

undomiciled

Housing challenged. The politically correct way of saying one is homeless. props to dforce for this one.
Look at that guy in the cardboard box. I suspect his ass is undomiciled.
undomiciled by jorizzle June 8, 2005

someplace very uncomfortable 

uncommon knowledge 

is what "seldom few know", usually with reference to the community in which the term is used.
Bob: Did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain?
Tom: No i did not.
Bob: I'm just full of uncommon knowledge.
uncommon knowledge by m.massey February 28, 2009