Unk

DMV term for someone down bad

He a unk,he over there picking jacks up off the ground

by Deezntz July 6, 2022

Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.

Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks

by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022

UNK

You never know

1: I think he doesn't like me
2:unk

by Caralavie June 23, 2018

unk

Another word for OOF

I had a big unk today

by Lionheart119 November 13, 2019

Unk

Doing something stupid or outlandish, usually performed by Nwowhem or Elems

You ukwus are unks

by TheTruth422 September 7, 2021

UNK

word of the wise

TheNotoriousUnker is the leader of the unkers

by TheNotoriousUnker September 26, 2022

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025