Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.

Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks

by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022

UNK

You never know

1: I think he doesn't like me
2:unk

by Caralavie June 23, 2018

UNK

word of the wise

TheNotoriousUnker is the leader of the unkers

by TheNotoriousUnker September 26, 2022

Unk

To be old and look like a monkey thirty and above

One of our teachers just turned 30.That means they are an unk now

by Mira 10 2025 September 30, 2025

Unk

Doing something stupid or outlandish, usually performed by Nwowhem or Elems

You ukwus are unks

by TheTruth422 September 7, 2021

Unk

When you decide to crash for the night, after a party of which has made you incredibly intoxicated.

“Yo you good to drive my homie?!”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”

by Jimmy jimbow June 8, 2019

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025