That one person's online nickname who always makes them selves seem extremely stupid. They somehow forget both how English works and basic logic simultaneously.
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Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
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“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
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Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
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