Unfortnite

Something that is not fortunate. The GAMER translation of unfortunate.

Oh! Your dog died. That’s so unfortnite.

by You eat babies September 25, 2021

unfort

Abbreviated version of "unfortunate" or "unfortunately".

Person 1: "Can't make it to the party on Friday, unfort."
Person 2: "How unfort."

by milygrae February 19, 2010

unfortunetly kind

When a person can't help but be nice, which makes them applauded by all but can be quite the inconvience.

"Sally is so unfortunetly kind. Did you know she said yes when Urkle asked her to prom? She's was probably thinking, Somebody get me the hell out of here."

by cakeface2569 December 4, 2009

Unfortunatum

When a situation is seen as so unfortunate that the decision-maker is confined to an Ultimatum;
A descriptor for the lowest levels of unfortunate conceivable by Man

Adjective: "Oh you have to write 3 Theses for this Semester? That's pretty unfortunatum."
Noun: "He found himself in an unfortunatum when he had to decide between 2D and 3D Girls."

by Solstro April 23, 2018

Unforsaken

Someone or something who has not been forgotten.

The Prisoners of the Vietnam War are unforsaken.

by Dissidents September 8, 2009

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

unfortunate

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.

Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007