unimarshicorn

the spawn of a marshmellow and an unicorn. they are very cute and taste quite yummy. they have one horn and basically look like a marshmellow with a face and a horn coming out of its forehead

that unimarshicorn was DELICIOUS!!!! YAY!!! :D

by mcd6697 March 17, 2011

Ultimate Badass

This is the expression used for the type o' guy who has to pay for repairs on the tank that just hit him, the guy who uses helicopter blades when shaving, the world record holder for most lead eaten in under a minute, the guy who's faster than a crack head with a prescription pad, the very same man that had Chuck Norris mow his lawn, the kind o' guy who catches his taxis by hand and the one we all know as Ultimate Badass.

"Wow! That guy just pimp slapped that polar bear!"

"You mean Stephan? Yeah, he's Ultimate Badass"

by Cayk October 28, 2010

the ultimate taboo

Two identical twins having sex with each other.

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.

by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013

Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

ulian

a bad ass bitch that knows how to vibe and play around.

if you have an ulian in your friend group, y’all are fire!!

by elise0405 June 16, 2020

ultimate spinach

an amazing physedelic group from the late 1960s spacy trippy and amazing

that ultimate spinach song takes me to another world

by sixtysphysedelic January 27, 2009