sweep something under the rug

An idiom which means: to hide something, usually embarrassing, from others.

An example of "sweep something under the rug":

I'm not gonna sweep your mess under the rug, do it yourself!

The White House swept the president's scandal under the rug. past tense

by masterset August 4, 2016

I can't work under these conditions

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

by beagley May 20, 2009

everything's under control

Phrase used to impart a feeling of ease onto a hectic situation. (When used in a truly hectic situation, it can often be assumed that nothing is under control at all.)

Please don't panic. Everything's under control.

by NeNay April 24, 2004

You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

Udders

A slang term for a human female with enormous natural breasts, bigger than tits, boobs or melons. So named because without a bra they hang to the girl's chest. Most common on lactating MILFs, however some younger women with macromastia/gigantomastia can also sport a pair of these. The easy way to tell is push them up when the girl is laying down - if they comfortably fit under her chin or can cover her face then you've got a pair of udders on your hands.

Melanie's udders were so huge that when she laid down in bed and pushed them up she was in danger of suffocating.

by curiousjorge May 27, 2016

Under bean

The skin at the base of the head of a penis.

It felt so good to rub my under bean and bust a nut.

by firegod33 April 19, 2018

weak under the rafters

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021