Uterus Pizza

oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.

You just ate Uterus Pizza

by Foug March 24, 2003

Uterus Bandit

One, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of Zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.

Dude, I can definitly see Ramsay turn into a Uterus Bandit like Pee Wee Herman.

by Ramsay Leigh November 14, 2004

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

Uterus Poop

It is a horrid term i said by accident when pregnant Fiance said she felt flutters, I said sounds like poop, she said its flutters In uterus, so I said then its uterus poop, so now that it means unborn child.

This uterus poop is going to be expensive...

by ItzPutney810 January 13, 2019

uterus didelphys

It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.
Which will lead into the woman having to vagina's.

A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas. uterus didelphys

by Dr. JayA January 21, 2012

uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts

"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"

by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016

Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

by riyalee22b February 24, 2019