Unc

Singluar use of the term "unco".

Gav: I told you man.. you couldn't even sink that ball of paper into the bin...
Reese: Hey, I dont count that as one of my 'life skills' okay?
Gav: You sure are one hell of an unc!

by SteevJ March 31, 2005

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The replacement for any word.
Preferably used as a sexual innuendo without there really being any sexual innuendo whatsoever.

The equivalent to the sound heard from common dance clubs but with an added twist. Those who understand the unstated meaning are able to enjoy it.

"You and me, we're gonna unce later, k?"
"We're gonna WHAT!?"

"D'you finish that book report for Monday?"
"I'll unce it later."

"Hey you, Imma unce you in front of all these people."
"Unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce.unce."
"Awww yeahhh!!!"

by Panzii May 25, 2008

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United nation of cunts.

UNC is gay and shit. Duke is gay too.

by sean park December 03, 2007

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Unce

exclamation of success

me:"yo momma so fat she has her own zip code"
you:"*crying*"
me:"unce unce unce"

by bunit November 02, 2003

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An "unc" is typically an Italian-American gangster/mobster, often living around the area of New York. (However there have been numerous sightings around various football stadiums in England)

Aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.

Typically using a specific Italian-American accent, words such as "burger" are pronounced "boy-ger". Often deal in organised crime and football management.

Unc #1 (the original)- "I see, said the blind man as he walked into the lamppost".

Try'n'Save man- "Capiche?" + "Juvenile hall... juvenile hall..."

Mr. Hodgson (Fulham)- "Copacabana"

by David Hooner April 15, 2008

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