ultrapenis

What you grow when you embrace National Socialism as the answer to society's issues.

Now that John has realized the falsehoods fed to him by mainstream media and has become a full-blown fascist, his newly engorged ultrapenis has necessitated looser legwear.

by Whodisax June 14, 2020

The Ultrasound

The Ultrasound: Verb

A sexual act where you ejaculate on your woman's stomach and spread it around with your penis simulating an ultrasound technician.

Damn girl, Marcus spread his nut on my belly and gave me The Ultrasound.

by GhotiCzys November 22, 2016

ultraparadox

the biggest paradox imaginable... a self-contradictory statement so absurd that it is almost beyond paradoxical

man - "observing a green apple supports the assertion that all ravens are black"
woman - "wow, thats an ultraparadox!"

by beanus October 28, 2010

ultralord

1. My man from the west side.
2. A wicked smart motherfucker.
3. A wire head stuck in a Redmond job.

1. Did you see ultralord today? Poor bastard works with a bunch of motherfuckers that wear their sunglasses indoors.
2. Citrix?!? HA!

by jovato May 21, 2003

ultrapwn3d

Being pwn3d, or owned, in the most ultimate sense

"That drunk bitch just got nekkie picz! ULTRAPWN3D!"

"Da buttsekz = j00 bin h4xed!?!? ULTRAPWN3D!!!

by n00blardahbitzh August 1, 2003

Ultradoink

(V)Kind of like a superfuck, it is the apex of all that is doinking.

1." I got the ultradoink of my life last night."
"Holy shit, by who?"
"Your mom, haha."
"...."

by Prez0rz/Prez April 26, 2004

Ultramount

Ultramount = Ultra-Amount, as in an amount of things so ultra, that it could not even exist in this universe because there would be just too many of these things.

Mom just baked us an ultramount of cookies! Hooray!

by Grungebob Sploogepants June 18, 2011