Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

by G-Nice January 22, 2011

Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

by macdizzle December 23, 2012

twish

A Tweet that has exactly 140 characters. It's the Twitter equivalent of a swish in basketball.

"This tweet has exactly 140 characters and I wrote it without purposely trying to use up my 140-character limit. I do believe that's a twish."

by ElzBells October 12, 2009

twitshit

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself

i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb

by poptix June 30, 2009

twitHijack

The use of someone else's tweet, by rearranging it for humorous (best) or other purposes. Non malicious, often replied, RT, or via back to the originator. very effective with quotebots (tweeters who post quotes).

eg1: I had a bigmac for lunch at work.
twitHijack: I made big Mac work for lunch.
eg2: obstructing the doors can cause danger and be dangerous.
twitHijack: Obstruct the doors, cause danger, be dangerous.

by fr3kysnail January 17, 2012

twitshitting

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.

Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!

by daychristo September 4, 2019