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twenty-something condition

The Twenty-Something Condition(TSC) is the phase in a person's life spanning the years from 20 to 29. It is marked by an immense sense of confusion and inner turmoil, with emotions springing between the extreme ends of the spectrum. Persons with TSC do not wish to change the past(see quarter life crisis), instead focusing more on second-guessing their choices for the future. They rarely plan for more than a few months in advance; a long term goals lasts one year. The question 'what do I want' plagues their lives.

Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.

As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.
Henry: "All these weddings are making me broke."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"

"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."

Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"

Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."

Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."
by sleepingbooty September 23, 2012
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Dirty Twenty

In Dungeons and Dragons, a roll that adds to 20 only after adding your modifier. Used to differentiate from a nat 20, as that roll means automatic success, where as a Dirty Twenty may not.
DM: Roll for initiative.
Rogue: Dirty Twenty.
Bard: Nat 20!
DM: Okay, so bard goes first.
by AZachOfTheClones April 14, 2020
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Twenty Dollars

Twenty Dollars

1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.

A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD

2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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twenty one pilots

a band originating in Ohio, consisting of the members Tyler Joseph (singer) and Josh Dun (drummer). They have released 4 albums, twenty one pilots, Regional At Best, Vessel, and Blurryface. they have had two songs from the blurry face album on the radio. Stressed Out and Ride. they have recently become very popular, due to Stressed Out. they are very creative and have very deep and emotional lyrics.
person 1: Twenty One Pilots' song Stressed Out is so good! but it's not one of their best.

person 2: I agree.
by panicinthefallout May 27, 2016
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twenty

Trucker term referring to location. Dervide from the Association of Public Safety Communication Officials ten-code, "10-20", meaning "specify location/my location is ___"
Trucker 1: Hey driver, what's the twenty on that bear?
Trucker 2: 'bout mile marker 48.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver. 'preciate 'cha.
by grizzled April 14, 2006
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Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant
Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off
by Banterbus September 11, 2016
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Twenty One Pilots

A band consisting of bandmates Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, originated from Columbus, Ohio. They currently have 6 albums; Twenty One Pilots, Regional at Best, Vessel, Blurryface, Trench, and Scaled and Icy. Their genre is still unknown but is hopefully going to get another album out in late 2022 or early 2023.
by pseudonym?no.need.for.that! February 9, 2022
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