tweezerman

A man that has a pencil thin penis. Its thin and long. A portsmouth Ohio penis.

I got tweezerman out , gave it to her. She was not impressed.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022

tweezes

a wild variety of psilocybin mushrooms (hallucinogen)

Person1: Ay you got the hookup for the tweezes...
Person2: Yea let me get that for you.
Person1: Fasho.

by ashhleywils August 15, 2012

tweezer

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

by Going Like Sixty March 6, 2009

Tweeners

stuck in the limbo between being more than friends, but less than lovers.
not exactly dating, but quite close.

"I want to be more than just tweeners with him."

by janjan13xx April 11, 2009

Dangling Tweeters

1. Testicles

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!

by Aqueas December 2, 2003

Tweezer

A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.

That tweezer has been up for 75 years.

by darcolus January 10, 2009