Tweezer

A person who ruins jokes

That Jake kid ruins so many jokes, he’s such a tweezer.

by WiiURules December 23, 2017

Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 29, 2011

give me the tweezers

A phrase usually commented on a video from Tiktok in which there are 2 videos, one of an actual video and the other, in this case, usually some kind of ear wax removal thing using tweezers. In this video, often times they just won’t do their god damn job and it makes people angrily comment “GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”

“Cool story bro GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”

by Your Average Tiktok Scroller July 25, 2024

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

by Mrchristian January 22, 2022

tweezered

A point in time where you are more high then you could ever possibly think.....

Like you are FUCKED UP...!?!

Dude after those 5 joints i was fucking tweezered...

by Loose leaf April 25, 2006

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for somewhone who tends to sneeze a lot even thought they don't have any visible allergies

my dad is such a sneezer-tweezer and I make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma September 6, 2013

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i often make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2014