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Tweetjack

Retweeting someones tweet and leaving out an important part of the original message for your own means or agenda.
Yours is NOT a RT. U completely tweetjacked my message w/UR agenda!
by AMPundit June 19, 2009
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Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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Tweetspanking

Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.

1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.

2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.

3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.

4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -

@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)

5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?

Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.

Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.

Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)

Mary: OOOOOH !
by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009
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tweetarrhea

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.
JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea
by madmikeone October 21, 2009
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Tweetster

A person that tweets his or her photos videos along with text links on tweetster dot me.
"Hey tweetster me the photos or video" "Tweetster me it" Referring to a image or video. "at 'your network'.." on tweetster.me
by tweetster February 15, 2010
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Tweetage

The amount of tweets a person has collected. This also increases your twitter popularity.
"My tweetage is up to 907 and I have 1,007 followers...cool beans!"
by yelhsAJane March 3, 2010
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Tweetsex

When people openly have cyber sex on twitter, not in the DM's (Direct Messages)
@DouchebagGuy: oh @HotChick I wanna feel your monkey sauce all over me
@HotChick: oh yes @DouchebagGuy you feel so good inside of me *moans*

This is a man and women engaging in Tweetsex
by AD88 December 17, 2012
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