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tutus vir

From the latin; safe blood
by Gilbo January 7, 2005
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rat's tutu

A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.
1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.

2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!





Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
by Mark H March 3, 2005
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juv tutu

Me and Katrina were talking and she said I love you and I accidentally said I juv tutu so now it’s an inside joke :)
by Aileen :) February 5, 2018
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Tutu no grumbo

- exclamation - Made up gibberish to say to annoy one’s spouse.
I’m glad you got the vaccine. Tutu no grumbo!

You looking fine today, tutu no grumbo!
by Anal Sampans April 1, 2021
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Stinky tutu

A beautiful grey, blue nosed Great Dane. Has the attitude of a fierce diva and is curious as a cat.
by EddieTheYetiStrikesAgain July 20, 2011
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Tutu

a type of skirt that ballerina's wear, but also a small brown chihuahua that lives with his family on the planet of Sedna. He was the first chihuahua on the police force, and will probably continue to be the only one.

His past occupations are police officer, teacher, and orphanage home manager. Besides his family, he also lives with many orphans whom he has adopted.
That ballerina forgot her tutu for the rehearsal today.

At the police station yesterday, Tutu questioned me about the murder until I told him I did it.
by ImProbablyNotSleepingYet October 21, 2018
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Tutu

Tutu is a shy but also very kind and warm hearted girl. She is beautiful and has the most gorgeous smile even if she doesn't realise it. Also she is extremely cute. And she hates me.
Jake: Wow you are so beautiful !

Tutu: Thanks Jack, I hate you.
by Jakeisgreat October 3, 2018
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