Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 01, 2022

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Under the Tuscan Sun

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.

Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.

by Jemanda November 14, 2008

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tuscan t-bone

In prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. It's when the one who's salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the tosser's ass, i.e. a stick, soap, a penis.

"Did you hear about Joe." "What?" "Big Frank tossed his salad, so he shoved a mop up his ass."

by THERAPIST October 28, 2004

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Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

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Tuscan Raider

The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.

Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.

Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.

Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).

You are now a sexual Legend.

" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"

" Oh no why?"

" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"

by JoshTheTuscanRaider January 18, 2017

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