The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
Get the Tuscan Two Timemug. Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.
Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.
by Jemanda March 30, 2009
Get the Under the Tuscan Sunmug. In prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. It's when the one who's salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the tosser's ass, i.e. a stick, soap, a penis.
by THERAPIST October 27, 2004
Get the tuscan t-bonemug. by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022
Get the Tuscan pizza rollmug. when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.
by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017
Get the tuscan tablemug. A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.
Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.
by HANDLEWHAT June 22, 2024
Get the Tuscan Rimmug. by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020
Get the Tuscan Tugmug.