Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

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Under the Tuscan Sun

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.

Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.

by Jemanda March 30, 2009

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tuscan t-bone

In prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. It's when the one who's salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the tosser's ass, i.e. a stick, soap, a penis.

"Did you hear about Joe." "What?" "Big Frank tossed his salad, so he shoved a mop up his ass."

by THERAPIST October 27, 2004

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tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.

Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!

by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017

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The hardest yet most legendary sex manoeuvre of all time.

Whilst engaging in intercourse carefully remove the penis and insert the barrel of a gun into the vagina/anus in replace of the penis.

Once complete lift the person ,who has the barrel of the gun inside of them, and hoist them into the air into a sitting position on the barrel of the gun.

Proceed to lift and drop the person in a quick fashion while making the noise of a Tuscan Raider (a character from Star Wars).

You are now a sexual Legend.

" man my girlfreind is breaking up with me"

" Oh no why?"

" Her ass prolapsed after a performing a mean Tuscan Raider"

by JoshTheTuscanRaider January 18, 2017

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