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When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth
by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018
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Inverse Turtleneck

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Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
by Kedde June 14, 2010
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chocolate turtleneck

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A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015
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Toronto turtleneck

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When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.
by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019
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where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!
by Chri$$un October 8, 2008
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Turtlehead

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1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.
Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!
by BumCigar January 13, 2004
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turtlehead

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oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead
by The turtle heads. February 23, 2011
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