The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.
The turtle was so horny
by ganggang6ix9ine January 26, 2022
Get the Turtle mug.Turtle (v) - to hunt for turtles. If you can fish for fish, crab for crabs, whale for whales and even shark for sharks, why can't you turtle a turtle. Exactly.
Syn: Tortugar
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Mairead and I decided to go turtling in the Mississippi River for a week in the summer.
Trayer loves to turtle.
Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.
Trayer loves to turtle.
Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.
by Whitem@il November 30, 2011
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Get the turtle mug.by genegine October 14, 2006
Get the turtle mug.girls that are extremely scared of traveling to new york city for a fun night of free transportation, alcohol and high profile parties at some of the best places in new york. they will go back into their shell like turtles after being invited or asking to come hours before.
(John) Hey do you wanna go out to new york city with free bottles and table service at a club with jay-z, beyonce, reggie bush, drake, and other celebrities?
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
by Thuggish Ruggish bonezzz March 23, 2010
Get the Turtle mug.VERB : During a fight, the act of covering up your head with both forearms and cowering. Significantly decreases the effectiveness of an opponent's attacks, however, it carries a massive reputation backlash.
NOUN : The actual act of doing a turtle.
NOUN 2 : Slang term for one who has done a turtle.
NOUN : The actual act of doing a turtle.
NOUN 2 : Slang term for one who has done a turtle.
'Man, I was gonna beat him down, but he pulled a turtle on me.'
'A'ight, let's do this thang. No guns, no knives, no turtling.'
'I can't believe you wimped out on me! You're such a turtle.'
'A'ight, let's do this thang. No guns, no knives, no turtling.'
'I can't believe you wimped out on me! You're such a turtle.'
by Captain Dork December 30, 2004
Get the Turtle mug.Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)
This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.
by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018
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