Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019

Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

Turtle

He's got a big turtle means he's got a big belly. It protrudes, forming a turtle shape. The shortened version is - he's got a big turt. It refers to men in the sense that it equates with a beer belly.

Hey did you see his turtle....it was even bigger than the other guys. Gosh, I hope you don't end up with a turt that big,

by observe ant June 5, 2013

Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

by Prinnyf June 7, 2011

Turtle

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.

I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.

by Testudine March 7, 2012

Turtle

The art or act of taking someones backpack, taking all items out of the bag, turn the bag inside out, put all items back inside and finally zippering it back up.

Dude I Turtled Both Kevins and Navids bag today.

by JoeFinny April 9, 2006

Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009