Turnyball

When one's testicular region becomes so perpendicular, that thou nuts become blue; in simpler terms to turn thy nuts 180 degrees.

I went to the doctor this morning, and he diagnosed me with Turnyball. (It was his fault)

by Mattsit December 11, 2021

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021

TURNTABLES

I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world

technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!

by azure November 29, 2003

turntablist

One who uses the turntables in the spirit of an instrument; whereas ordinary DJ's simply stand there and play two records, a turntablist scratches and manipulates his vinyl, and supplements it with breakbeats and samples.

DJ Premier, Alchemist, and Eric Barrier are all examples of true turntablists.

by Marxist April 11, 2004

How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019

turntablist

A person who uses the phonograph as a musical instrument in any form or style of music ! Created in the fall of "94" THE REAL CREATER TURNTABLIST DJ.DISK

A turntablist uses one turntable and one mixer to cause a musical skratch fusion ! !

by Turntablist INFORMER September 30, 2007

malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006