The Turnip

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.

Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?

Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.

by BSUTurnip May 20, 2011

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Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

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willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE

“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”

by eggyyyy January 7, 2022

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Mash the turnip

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.

Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

by The Intangible June 21, 2011

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