Turbage

Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.

"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"

by Dbo February 4, 2004

Turdball

A complete and utter shit-face

Seth was being a total turdball when he spilled hot chocolate on my laptop

by trinity_girl November 21, 2014

Turdball

A game in which 4-6 players play a game of pool volleyball with a brown beach ball

My friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019

turdbegone

Turdbegone= the secret ingredient in all Chinese food

Dont eat at that Chinese restaurant, the use an excessive amount of turdbegone in their recipes. You will on the toilet within 30 minutes

by 4th-axis June 25, 2009

Turdbagger

A person who bags poop all day, leading to a mean, upset, and very crummy attitude. No one like these kind of people.

My teacher is being such a turdbagger today.

by Golden arrow March 7, 2016

Turdball

A game in which four-six players play a game like pool volleyball. Instead of a regular volleyball or a blowup volleyball they use a brown blowup Beachball

Friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019

Turdage

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

by Lichidyschplitz February 1, 2022