turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

turd burglar

Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit

That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!

by SUNY POTSDAM October 1, 2005

turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022