A website filled with man-hating feminists who get upset about anything and everything because of "muh triggurs." They're so far into social justice that if you aren't a tri-gendered, omnisexual, panromantic, furrykin with schizophrenic ADHD and the ability to turn into a woman at will, you're a blight on the world and should kill yourself. Unless you want to change everything about yourself so people you'll never meet on the internet will like you, stay away from the site.
by Iamcraig August 11, 2014

I was tumblring so hard last night I forgot to sleep but it's okay because I dipdyed my hair and got an american flag tank and combat boots, I'm a hipster now!
by wannabehipstah January 20, 2011

I need to get on Tumblr. I need to tell people how I'm too good for life. How I hate people. How I hate myself. How I just like cats and triangles.
by MacJimmyP November 16, 2010

The wretched hive of the internet. Where you go if you want to lose faith in humanity- Common kinds here include 'emos'- Primarily teens who paint their faces black to express their 'inner darkness', and act 'depressed' over the smallest things- Sexist nutjobs who claim to be feminists (And spam the stupid phrase 'Check your privilege), and, in spite of most members claiming it is a place where anyone can have fun and not be judged, being a white, heterosexual male with no big problems in life will generally garner you a lot of hate for being 'normal'.
In other words, STAY AWAY. Unless you want to lose faith in humanity, as I've said previously.
In other words, STAY AWAY. Unless you want to lose faith in humanity, as I've said previously.
Average Tumblr member: "Welcome to Tumblr, where anyone of any race, sexuality, and gender can have fun! ...Wait, are you heterosexual, white, male, and happy with your life? YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHITE CISCUM OMG"
Average Tumblr 'Feminist': "Men are pigs who deserve to be butchered! Women are superior! Females in skimpy clothing in fictions are SEXIST SEX ICONS, and males without shirts in fiction are JUST FINE! If you complement a woman's appearance, you are a SEXIST PERVERTED PIG WHO NEEDS TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE!"
Average Tumblr 'Feminist': "Men are pigs who deserve to be butchered! Women are superior! Females in skimpy clothing in fictions are SEXIST SEX ICONS, and males without shirts in fiction are JUST FINE! If you complement a woman's appearance, you are a SEXIST PERVERTED PIG WHO NEEDS TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE!"
by Dr.Flygon February 23, 2015

Tween white girl: "Oh man, I don't get enough attention at school. I should start a Tumblr, NOBODY ever does that!"
by kingofsquid July 7, 2014

once Tumblr say's "we'll be back shortly" your computer will be taken over by a virus.
do not get it..
do not get it..
by giraffe-... February 21, 2011
