Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

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Fiddle my Tiddle

'Fiddle my Tiddle' is a phrase similar to 'well gosh diddly darn' originating from Hawaii. It is also a widely popular phrase amongst teenagers and children.

"Well fiddle my tiddle! I didn't know he was gay!"

by BeautyBooty August 7, 2016

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tiddle

A childish way to say urinate used for young children espeacily in potty training

come on just do a little tiddle

by nasco May 6, 2008

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Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

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Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

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