sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016

Mental Hot Tubbing

1.when one wears swim trunks or bikini outside.

2.wearing swim trunks around town and imagining being in a hot tub

"Why is john wearing swim trunks inside the mall?", "he's mental hot tubbing"

by the mr awesome man April 27, 2010

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

tubing

The act of going down a slow moving river in an inner tube.

However it must involve copious amounts of alcohol and the viewing of at least one set of nekkid tits. It is not tubing unless there is at least one white trash girl in a thong flashing her tits like a drunken whore she is.

I went tubing on the guadelupe river in texas this weekend and saw spider's sister flashing everyone.

by Wagonburner August 11, 2005

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 25, 2004

Hot Tubbing

When you talk to someone too much and go over the top to be nice to them and continue the conversation until you eventually invite that person over for a hot tub later that night.

Oh look at that dude, he's totally hot tubbing him.

by hillydilly July 2, 2012