Brown Tube Sock

Taking a big crap in a tube sock and proceding to beat someone with it.

I gave my girlfriend a great big brown tube sock to the face!

by Billybob4604 March 29, 2007

alaskan tube sock

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock

by Slitz loves cock meat September 25, 2013

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 16, 2010

tube sock lesbian

A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.

Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!

by B Warden March 25, 2007

Rock in a tube sock

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.

damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

by Chunkybuddha January 14, 2009

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006