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Fine Truning

Fine tuning an alibi with others to limit the amount of discrepancies when asked about the truthfulness of a situation.
GF: "Where were you all night? How come you didn't return my calls?"
BF: "I was out with the boys! Ask me anything and call Mike, he knows!"
GF: "You better not be lying!"
BF: (Thinking. . .) She'll never know we were at the strip club. . . we were fine truning this story the entire way home!
by JAKarp October 16, 2009
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.
"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.
by hockey6408 December 18, 2008
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balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.
"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching
by Cyphaer April 20, 2007
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Ice Road Trucking

Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.

Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.
Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.
by ShitbagSPC February 10, 2019
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trucking

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.
my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.
by Mace May 1, 2006
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fire trucking doodoo

The equivalent of bullshit. Used when something goes bad or is unreasonable. Originated in National City by a very outraged student.
Homework on a weekend? Thats fire trucking doodoo Ms. Rottier.
by ronka June 11, 2011
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