Trumptard

A supporter or Donald J. Trump

Did you guys see the news? A bunch of trumptards got tear gassed in Kansas City.

by Elwood22 July 23, 2016

trumpcorcist

A type of exorcist that specializes in dealing with people who have been possessed by Donald Trump.

They had to call in a Trumpcorcist to handle the situation.

by SensaiPizza November 11, 2017

Trumptardation

A mental deficiency which causes the afflicted to suffer from a complete inability to tell the truth or even know the truth from fiction, opinion or fantasy. A state of willful dis-association from reality.

An entire group of people suffer from Trumptardation to the detriment of all humans.

by Arch Angel Michael/Azrael April 11, 2019

trumptarded

Describing something so idiotically stupid that it could only have been done by the mediocre reality TV star and five-time bankruptcy champion currently wasting oxygen in the White House.

Taking a dangerous malaria medication in order to prevent coronavirus is seriously trumptarded. What in the f**k's wrong with you?

by Vasectimus May 22, 2020

Trumpriapism

Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.

If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.

by Sunblazer5 November 26, 2016

Full Trumptard

When someone's stupidity transcends their ignorance.

That rich guy in the ginger toupee just went full trumptard!

by punnyguy March 18, 2016

Trumpcard

To discard any factual statement by bringing in a circular argument, appeal to authority or any other well-used and abused forms of fallacies. Simply put, if you can't beat them, confuse them. A strategy to win bigly and not get tired of winning. Recently seen in public use by POTUS Trump and his group of minions, lead by Sean Spicer.

NYT Rep: But, Mr. President, where did you get the info about this terror -
POTUS: It was on FOX news!
NYT Rep: Okay, but the news was covering your statements, right?
POTUS: Why would they cover it if it was not true?! Believe me, they are very smart people. Ver smart, I tell you. They know what they were doing.

NYT cam guy: Damn! He played the trumpcard again!

by abwolverine February 19, 2017