the Trumpettes

The women of the Donald Trump family.

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!

by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016

Trumpette

An ignorant blowhard who makes a lot of noise, blindly and militantly, defending Donald Trump... Especially fond of Trolling on social media. Also known as a "Trump Troll" or "Trumpkin".

Nothing but Trumpettes and Paulbots on this Tea Party thread. The trolls have taken over.

by Duchess1963 September 14, 2015

trumpette

Shreiking banshee cult followers of Donald Trump who like it when he grabs their pussies.

Man, those Trumpettes were as gross as they were loud.

by John Small Berries October 18, 2016

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

trumpster fire

The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.

Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now

by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

trumpster babies

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

by SCY1001 January 20, 2017