Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.
Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.
Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.
Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."
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1.) A USA foreign policy initiative introduced by US President (elect) Donald Trump.
2.) To blow and suck a dictator's penis to relieve tension.
From the words Trumpet: to blow a cylindrical tube and Fellate: oral stimulation of a penis using the mouth.
Definition:
1.) A USA foreign policy initiative introduced by US President (elect) Donald Trump.
2.) To blow and suck a dictator's penis to relieve tension.
From the words Trumpet: to blow a cylindrical tube and Fellate: oral stimulation of a penis using the mouth.
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“The Prime Minister had Trumpillaged so blatantly by introducing huge tax cuts for his wealthy friends and family members that he could barely believe that he’d got away with it.”
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Donald claimed to be a billion-dollar man, but most business folks think that he’s merely a trumpillion-dollar fellow, whose name can’t even be spotted on the first twenty pages of the Forbes’ billionaires list.
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Get the Trumpillion mug.Trumbull is a boring town in fairfield county and even though it IS in fairfield county it is not as rich as many people so wrongly think it is! Just about none of the teenagers in the town own a car and if they do they are the subject of most of the other kids in towns jealousy. Most people in town own clothes from stores like abercrombie and hollister but clothing brands are not really a hot topic of conversatioin at trumbull high school and most people could not care less. Nobody travels to Greenwich and New Canaan to do their shopping. And it is not filled with rich kids pretending to be perfect and then going out and getting drunk every night. And if anything the kids who do get drunk every night, in no way have a 4.3 gpa but rather a 1.9. Overall Trumbull is an average small town which has been put on the map by the presence of its mall and movie theater.
by ceasar ceasar salad 15 August 10, 2009
Get the Trumbull mug.A very fucking rich town in the heart of Fairfield county. Though it pails in wealth in comparison to towns like Greenwich, Westport, Weston, and New Canaan which are also in Fairfield county, if you dont drive a car worth $50,000 or over, (ex. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, Porsche, BMW) you don't belong there. Good schools, preppy kids, weed, and white people (though there are lots of rich black people and asians) make up the town. The town differentiates from other FC towns in that the many mansions that the town is comprised of are close together (most 2 acres or less). In many of the other rich FC towns, mansions have at least 2 acres. This does bring the pricetag of real estate down a bit, though if you dont make at least $150,000-$200,000 a year, you're poor and still can't live there. Tashua and Nichols are the richest areas of the town. Trumbull has a stitload of drugs and booze. Go to a party on Saturday night and what you get is a bunch of good looking 4.3 GPA smart asses in A&F, Gucci, Polo, or Versace who couldnt be more drunk and high cause they money to burn. And everyone of these kids parents is the vice CEO (or whatever you call it) to their Westport and Greenwich friends CEO parents. Don't get me wrong though: Trumbullites still own a shit load of money, houses in Nantucket and Lake Placid, and 3 or more cars.
Bob Smith from Trumbull Connecticut is perfect in parents eyes, but actually sneaks out every night to get drunk, high and head, never spilling a drop on his decked out polo attire.
by Matt Kardashian July 12, 2006
Get the trumbull mug.Not a very well known town, right in the heart of Fairfield County this typical rich town is home to doctors, lawyers, ceo's, investment bankers and people with salaries that you wouldn't believe. Their cars are as impressive as their jobs. There is a mall in trumbull but none of the rich kids from trumbull actually go there, they prefer to travel down to new canaan, greenwich or westport to do their shopping. Everyone wears ralph, jcrew, burberry, lily, you name it. The public school system is extremely good and many kids also get sent to private schools. Trumbull sports teams are great and consistently in the top of their brackets. Trumbullites as they are called like to say that there is nothing to do in Trumbull, which is why they spend their parents $$ and get drunk. Not as big of a stoner town as some others but definitely not lacking in the alcohol.
The only things made in trumbull are brueggers bagels and starbucks coffee, both overpriced but the rich people there don't see any problem spending that kind of money for a "venti non fat double shot espresso latte with extra foam"...typical of trumbullites. They are often found partying in other towns with other rich ffld county kids.
Also, they all manage to maintain a 4.0 + average at school and act like the perfect child when at home. They get sent to ivy leagues or other top tier schools. They have ski houses/condos right on the mountain, a summer "vacation home" in the hamptons, voneyard or nantucket and other properties they probably didnt know they owned. They vacation often in exotic tropical places and in Europe.
GOing to become typical frat boys and sororities girls in college where their parents donate $$
The only things made in trumbull are brueggers bagels and starbucks coffee, both overpriced but the rich people there don't see any problem spending that kind of money for a "venti non fat double shot espresso latte with extra foam"...typical of trumbullites. They are often found partying in other towns with other rich ffld county kids.
Also, they all manage to maintain a 4.0 + average at school and act like the perfect child when at home. They get sent to ivy leagues or other top tier schools. They have ski houses/condos right on the mountain, a summer "vacation home" in the hamptons, voneyard or nantucket and other properties they probably didnt know they owned. They vacation often in exotic tropical places and in Europe.
GOing to become typical frat boys and sororities girls in college where their parents donate $$
3 Trumbullites talking....
"What does your dad do?"
"Oh, he is the vp of some humungous company, yours?"
"pshhh, MY dad is the CEO of that company"
third person "Well my dad is a surgeon..."
"What does your dad do?"
"Oh, he is the vp of some humungous company, yours?"
"pshhh, MY dad is the CEO of that company"
third person "Well my dad is a surgeon..."
by Steph A August 9, 2007
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