trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 5, 2002

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Mark Tremonti

The really good guitarist from Creed and Alter Bridge. Really underrated and under appreciated. People assume that just because he was in Creed he doesn't know to play guitar, just listen to his work in Alter Bridge and you'll see why you're wrong.

Some songs I recommend from Alter Bridge(contain solos by Mark Tremonti):

1. Open Your Eyes
2. Watch Your Words
3. Find The Real
4. Metalingus

by ColeM September 4, 2008

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Truman Show Traffic

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.

Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.

by bbbbbbbostonian September 15, 2010

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Trimone

A word generally used by people living in Southern Italy (specifically in places near to Bari) to describe a particular behaviour of a person: more or less the equivalent of moron.
However,the word "Trimone" is also used as a synonym of wank.

"Guarda qua,un trimone mi ha distrutto la macchina!"
"Look at that,a trimone has completely destroyed my car"

"Non c'è nulla di meglio di spararsi un trimone prima di andare a dormire."
"There's nothing better than having a trimone before going to sleep."

by ThePriscio May 4, 2019

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