Tubaninja

A person (typically male) that loves pizza, but is destined to combat the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and kidnap everyone in sight.

Typically resides in his/her house with a basement that descends into the seven stages of hell.

Oh no, I think Tubaninja's coming with chloroform!

by NumbNickle August 21, 2016

Burpin turban

1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99

3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban

Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban

by RkoIsLife1738 April 5, 2021

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

truman show

events or things turning out so perfectly, seemingly being staged or directed

Pat: "hey guys let's all meet here tomorrow at 6am for our trip.Don't forget your stuff."
Next day...
Guys: "Pat wake up! It's already 6am! we're all here and all set up in the van! We got all our stuff ready. Let's go!"
Pat: "What's this? Am I in some kinda truman show?! You guys are always late and missing all the stuff we need!"

by Zabster January 11, 2009

trumansburg

the most amazing place to grow up in with grassroots and you know everybody there. sure people smokes pot... who gives a s**t, if i had to leave id probably cry. the burg is so cool.

trumansburg is so amazing

by ArielsAmazing May 6, 2009

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006