trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009

Trouser Yetti

Slang term for a man's penis.

Refers to a penis that is large, hairy and illusive.

Charly is about to take his trouser yetti for a walk.

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts

Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts

by Mzavy January 13, 2016

Trail Trotter

When Basic Bitches/Bros go on "adventures" and post all over social media to advertise themselves as someone who does more than just nature walks. Trail Trotters shy away from hikes that have steep inclines, rough terrain, or anything that may not allow them to dress up for the pictures taken along the way. You may notice them post about "how much they love going on adventures" or "how they basically live in the forest".

Trail Trotter comes from the word "Trot" which means to "go or walk briskly" as well as having the meaning "diarrhea" because they are society's shit hikers, as they litter the trails or hikes with inconvenience as hikers can not walk past them because they have to stop and take a "selfie".

Did you see Jenna's Instagram photo? She said she loves going on adventures.... That hike is only a mile long, and she's wearing ugs. Jenna is such a Trail Trotter (or Trail Trot).

by Lwrnr March 17, 2015

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007